Beer is the only liquid i drink, besides my own sweat. Alcoholism doesnt affect me, I affect alcoholism

Heineken

This beer is very generic, but very cheap. Its for most men. For very cool men. For only slightly TOUGH men.

Moonshine

ONLY FOR TOUGH MEN. ONLY FOR ME. generic men cant handle this alcohol. But I can. and its very refreshing and the only type of drink i consume on the job.